The Hoff Blames It On His Ear

Once again, The Hoff is shitting on claims that he was taken to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. The Hoff tells TMZ that it’s all just a misunderstanding and he didn’t even have one drop of the sweet nectar at all yesterday.

Yesterday, The Hoff’s daughter reportedly called her mother because she was afraid that her father swallowed an entire bar and got the drunk ills. An ambulance was called and The Hoff went off to the hospital. That’s his ex-wife’s story.

According to The Hoff, he wasn’t drunk at all, but he was sick due to mixing Antabuse, a drug he takes for his booze problems, and Antivert, a drug he was taking for an ear infection. Mixing the two made him extremely dizzy and he wasn’t able to get a hold of his doctor, so the paramedics were called. Once they arrived. they shuffled him off to the hospital, sorted him out and then released him an hour later. That’s The Hoff’s story.

Okay, you know The Hoff got the ear infection, because he was trying to get drunk by pouring whiskey in his ear (try a vodka tampon next time, Hoff).

That being said, let’s just believe The Hoff and say that his 17-year-old daughter must have been the drunk one and got everything wrong. Sarcasm.