Khloe Kardashian Will Become A Wife This Sunday

September 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Khloe Kardashian became engaged to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after dating for only a few weeks and now E! News says the two will get married this Sunday in California. The Prop 8 supporters have won….or maybe they have lost. I’m not sure.

Apparently, wedding guests have already been called and invites will go out later this week. When asked about it, Khloe would only say, “I cannot confirm or deny…” Beast, please.

There’s only a few reasons to get married after knowing a bitch for a quick minute and they are: a) You need a green card b) BABY!!! c) Bitch has got real money and you’re not about to let that go or d) publicity.

In Khloe’s case, I’m going to say this is a definitely a C and D situation and possibly a B situation too. I just hope Khloe threatens to rip out Lamar’s heart with her bare teeth during the next full moon if he makes her sign a prenup. This fartytale marriage is going to last about as long as my last bowel movement, so Khloe better make sure she doesn’t crawl away empty-handed.

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