Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Sultan Kosen – At 8’1″, Sultan is the new world’s tallest dude according to a Guinness World Records. At an official ceremony in London, Sultan overtook previous record holder Bao Xishun. 27-year-old Sultan from Turkey also has the biggest hands (27.5cm) and feet (36.5cm). You know where I’m going with this? Straight to his crotch! One-way! Seriously, someone needs to get their tongue out and see if he also has the world’s looooongest private parts (i.e. peen, nuts, ass lips, etc…) And based on that picture, it also looks like he has the world’s tiniest head. Dude is a recorder-holder in every way.

And Jennifer Aniston is in luck, because this gentle giant is looking for a wife! Sultan said that he’s long, strong and ready to get hitched. He went on to say that most girls are afraid of him, so he hasn’t had much luck in the love department. Hmm….scared of him? Okay, dude is just teasing now and seriously needs to drop those Men’s Warehouse trousers and show us the goods! My no-no might pass out, but just taser that bitch and it will be back to normal.

VIA Metro

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