Get It, Girl!

The alien family has landed in Massachusetts and Tommy Girl was out poppin’ that butt pussay for Xenu and working those sessy sneakers on the streets of Boston yesterday. And I see that Tommy propped up those Scientolotittays. Tommy’s succulent moobs definitely bring the alien tops to the dungeon.

Suri came along for the photo-op and wore her daddy’s favorite lip(you choose which lips)stick. And as for Stepford Katie, well….in the wise words of Dwight from The Real Housewives of Atlanta: HOW DREADFUL!

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