Crazy On The Pot

September 21, 2009 / Posted by:

We’ve all walked into a public bathroom stall while a bitch was on the toilet trying to push one out. It’s part of life. My best/worst “walking on a ho on the pot” moment happened at a rest stop bathroom outside of Bakersfield, CA. I walked into the bathroom and immediately saw a bearded pepaw drifter sitting on the toilet completely NEKKID! His clothes were laying on the floor in front of him. There was no door on the stall, so the old dude’s wrinkly ass cheek was the unofficial bathroom greeter. When I realized I wasn’t having some kind of bad shit flashback, the pepaw looked at me like “And what?!” Now that I think about it, It was probably the most glamorous experience of my LIFE!

One bitch you do not want to walk in on while they are on the porcelain throne is Courtney Love, because she will go at you!

Page Six reports that a pharmacist named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave a party at the Standard Hotel in NYC when he opened the wrong door and found Court sitting there with her skirt around her ankles. The most shocking thing about this is that Court was actually going pissy times and not snorting “her medicine.”

Dr. Sebastian said, “She stormed out screaming, ‘I am going to get you thrown out!’ She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I’d attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman. I absolutely did not attack her — I was trying to get away. Thankfully, she’d remembered to pull up her skirt. I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet. It wasn’t a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there.”

While Courtney was attacking Dr. Sebastian with her pissy hands, her security told him to get out of there fast.

Court’s spokesbitch refused to comment.

This whole thing could’ve been avoided if Dr. Sebastian simply told Court, “Don’t hit me, I’m a pharmacist!” In a quick second, Dr. Sebastian would’ve gone from piss blocker to Courtney’s best friend in life.

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