Afternoon Crumbs

Posh’s baggy leather pants: I guess leather pants don’t come in size: FLEA LEGS – Lainey Gossip

Neil Patrick Harris saved the Emmys! – Just Jared

Blake Lively would’ve been 100% elegant if her gown cut all the way down to her snatch bone – Hollywood Tuna

Anna Friel is nekkid at Tiffany’s – Egotastic!

Finger lickin’ gross – Holy Moly!

Methinks X-Factor’s newest sweetheart would sound a lot better if he was wearing less clothes – Towleroad

Even Jessica Simpson’s tweets jinx the Cowboys – Popsugar

Gay Fish’ purse holder is working hard (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

But the shoes, Charlize, but the shoes…. – Cityrag

BOOOOOOOOOOOBS – Hollywood Rag

It looks like Shia LaDouche actually washed all his parts – SOW

HoHan is dressing way too young for a 45-year-old – Socialite Life

I didn’t know the Emmys had backstage fluffers – ICYDK

Say it ain’t so! Whitley Gilbert Wayne is broke – FreddYo

Anything for a check – I’m Not Obsessed

Maksim and Karina weren’t fighting! That’s just how Eastern Europeans talk regularly – Celebitchy