Warning To All Criminals: A Pepaw Will Take You Down!

September 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

A 23-year-old dude was trying to rob a bank in Wisconsin when a vigilante pepaw came out of nowhere and tackled his thieving ass to the ground! All together now: PEPAWS ARE NOT THE ONE!

You know that robber strolled into the bank, noticed the pepaw and thought to himself, “Pfft. That grandpa ain’t going to do shit.” Well, guess what, bitch got owned by an oldie! Dude was trying to do hood rat stuff, but that old man wasn’t going to allow that to happen. Beware of flying pepaws!

Yes, grandpa probably broke his hip and crushed the caramel squares he had in his pocket, but fighting criminals is in his blood so he couldn’t help himself.

The best part is when a memaw opens her own can of whoopass (smells like Ovaltine and Icy Hot) on the robber by kicking him while he’s down. Somebody give these old crime-fighting bitches their own show!

VIA Buzzfeed

Tags: Beautifulest, Hotness, Pepaws, Talk Shows

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