Open Emmys Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And A Glass Of Andre

September 20, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s Emmy Awards time which is my cue to make a giant pitcher of Andre, Red Bull and Strawberry Hill! I’m going to need that shit to get through 10-hours of hos in boring dresses making Kanye jokes. Seriously, you know every bitch that wins is going to say something like, “I hope Kanye doesn’t mic block me.” I hope he does! Actually, I hope he’s Miss Emmy, so he can snatch mics, wigs, awards, Sookeh’s ear-killing Southern accent and Katherine Hagel’s new baby.

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