Mother Cuts The Lines Best

September 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Nothings warms the soul like a home cooked meal from your mother. Or in Kerry Katona’s case, nothing gives you the tingles like a home COKED meal of the bad shit from mom. The News of the World claims that Kerry’s gorgeous mum (I’m speaking British!), Sue Katona, sold her cocaine about two months before the video of her snorting the bad shit was released.

This isn’t that shocking since Saggy Sue, who probably stashes the coke in her cornucopia of chins, grabbed her daughter’s hand at the age of 14 and introduced her to the world of meth. A mother’s love knows no bounds!

A source-type said that Kerry gets the bad shit from wherever she can including her own mother. One time, Kerry sent her friend to pick up a little cokey goodness from her mother. Kerry’s 1-year-old son Maxwell also came along for the ride. The source went on to say, “Kerry’s mate flounced in the house with baby Maxwell in her arms. She asked Sue if she had ‘the stuff’. It was like it was the most normal thing in the world for her to pick up drugs for Kerry. As she shoved it in her bag, one of Sue’s friends said she should place the wraps in different parts of the car in case she was pulled over by the police.

Aw. Doesn’t this warm your dead heart just a bit? I mean, when Kerry is overdosing and foaming at the mouth, Sue probably wipes her face and sings her a sweet lullaby while feeding her Valium to calm her down. White Oprah better step up her game, because Sue Katona is a shoo-in for Mother/Dealer of the CENTURY!

(Images: Splash, Big Pictures)

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