Everyone Can Go Home Now!

September 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

BEHOLD! Grab a raw chicken cutlet and worship the hardest working seat warmer in the game. International supermodel and the star of Colonel Sanders’ wet dreams Phoebe Price was the epitome of elegance and grace at the Emmys tonight in a ravishing clearance section gown from Victoria’s Secrets Clash of the Titans collection.

If there was a sudden gust of wind, we’d really see where the red fern grows. Seriously, that dress is really close to showing Chicken Cutlet’s Morris the cat! Thinking about it is giving me heart palpitations. Throw a little Lawry’s seasoned salt at me!

They don’t even need to bother with going on with the rest of the show, because this is the ONLY moment any of us cared about (I’ll blow weed smoke in your face if you agree with me). I mean, look at the second thumbnail. The Emmys golden angel is turning her back and is about to go home, because she knows she cannot compete with the poultry goddess that is Phoebe Price!

Tags: Award Shows, Elegance Has A Name, Phoebe Price

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