Fishy Brings Her Cuntface To Her Native Spain

September 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Self-proclaimed Spaniard Fishsticks Paltrows, or should I say Pescado Sticks, dressed up like a parched and constipated blue fin tuna to attend a fashion show in Madrid for designer Adolfo Dominguez yesterday. Fishy, who looked more severe than the stick up Heather Mills’ a-hole, chi-chatted with the chicks around her. Now, Fishy says she’s fluent in Spanish, but when she talks in any language we all hear the exact same thing: blahblahblahfartqueefblahqueefblahfart.

Fishy was probably yammering about GOOP this, GOOP that, GOOP here, GOOP there, etc… etc… While Fishy was farting at the mouth, every single person in the audience probably thought to themselves: “Coño!” JINX!

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