It’s the season of swollen everything, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Anna Kournikova is knocked up with Enrique Iglesias’ baby. Fertile cum is in the air! The New York Daily News claims that Anna didn’t participate in the Malibu Triathlon last week, because she’s got a 2-month-old fetus hanging out in her body.
Yes, they are still together after all these centuries. I know, I had to Google it for proof.
I know Enrique got his mole chewed off a while ago, but I hope his baby inherits it. Because let’s be real, we need more mole babies.
VIA Showbiz Spy