Would You Hit It?

September 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt arrived in San Sebastian, Spain today for the film festival there with Benji’s multi-colored ass bush on his face. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind a good beard. During fuck times, it can exfoliate the skin between your nalgas. But Brad’s beard is a completely a different story.

Pepaw needs to take a Flowbee to that mess, because it’s getting a little too wild. It makes me think about what his crotch area must be like. It’s probably like the second coming of the Amazon down there. It’s a good thing St. Angie’s vagina can cut through almost any wooded area.

That being said, I’d still hit it while watching Thelma & Louise.

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