On second thought, NeNe’s open meat locker isn’t exactly Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s cup of peen, I mean cup of tea, so he probably didn’t giggle over this one.
Anycastersemencrotch, on last night’s episode of The Real Broke Hos of Atlanta, NeNe unveiled all of the alter-ego photos Derek Blanks took of the housewives. The plan was for the poortraits (typo-ed on purpose) to be unveiled inside of a rented big fancy mansion, but since the real housewives were involved, they were all evicted from the house and forced on to the driveway. NO. They had to present the pictures outside, because one of Kim’s bootleg Louboutin heels broke while she was trying to cross the tightrope. AHAHAHA! Bitch went down. Unfortunately, her road kill wig didn’t try to jump off while it had the chance.
Kim was forced to tend to her wounds in her SUV while everyone oooh-ed and coooo-ed around her. You know, Kim needs to learn the difference between hurt moans and fuck moans, because her groaning sounded like Big Poppa was pinching her ass lips with his teeth. My genitals do not need to be exposed to that image!
And here’s the rest of the alter-ego pictures. We have:
Kandi as a drunk driver and her victim
Kim as a Stepford corpse and as a mistress whore corpse
Lisa as Adina Howard and as Tootie from Facts of Life
Nene as Shaq in drag and as Shaq in drag
Sheree as a biological woman and as a biological man