The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 17th!

September 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Using 29 magnetic compatibility dimensions, emoHarmony will match you with the man or woman of your dreams whose mother didn’t love them enough, either. – ISprainedMyUvula


That’s one way to keep Pete Doherty from snorting the white stuff. – moistiest

‘Nikki Sixx’s kid brother was thrilled when he was able to buy Aretha Franklin’s used nipple ring on eBay’ – starsky

Bronx Mowgli take extreme measures to block out the stench of his parents. – toejam

(Thanks Chelsea)

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