The Booze Industry Rejoices: Wino Hits The Bars Again
September 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Amy Wino spent hours in the dentist chair yesterday (she showed up for the nitrous), so what better way to dull the pain and dirty up your teefs again than boozing until your eyeballs roll to the back of your head? There’s no better way. And that’s exactly what Wino did last night with her friend/ex-boyfriend Tyler James.
Usually, a Wino night out ends in tears, bloodshed, broken light bulbs, dead paps and dozens of burnt pieces of aluminum foil, but none of that happened yesterday. So yay for Wino, boo for us.
And back to that Tyler James dude, Wino told a fan that he’s her new boyfriend. Before I approve of this let me stick my head out the window and scream, “TYYYYYYYYYYYLER” to see if it has the same beautiful ring as, “BLAAAAAAAKE.”
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