Panty Creamer Of The Morning
September 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Actually, it looks like Kellan Lutz from Twilight is busting a major cream fountain in his panties over himself. Dude is seriously “riding his own dick reverse cowgirl-style” with his eyes while working out in Vancouver the other day. Put a lubricated condom on his eyeballs.
And yes, I’d hit it (DURR), but only with protective goggles on. If one of Kellan’s Vadge-approved veins pop, roid milk will explode everywhere.
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