Not Another One!

September 18, 2009 / Posted by:

I don’t have a picture of the child slappin’ villain of this story, but he probably has the same kind of permanent “I HATE EVERYTHING” look on his face as this grouchy pepaw who whooped a kid at Wal-Mart, so this will work! Now on to the story.

Yet another grown ass adult is in trouble for bringing his hand down on the face of a stranger’s child in public. And this dude tops them all, because he allegedly slapped an autistic child. The devil cackles!

76-year-old Frank Teverbaugh, a local hero and high school coach in Richland, WA, is due in court next week to answer to charges of misdemeanor assault after he allegedly swore and hit a 7-year-old autistic boy outside of the library. Apparently, the boy was in the middle of a major tantrum while he was being led out of the library by his caretaker. The boy’s mother was right behind them when she says she witnessed Frank approach her son and shout “Shut the fuck up!” before backhanding him in the face.

The boy wasn’t the one to eff with, so he hit Frank back. At that point, Frank hit the boy a second time giving him a bloody nose. The boy’s mother finally ran up to Frank and told him her son was autistic. Frank replied, “I don’t give a rat’s ass!” and stormed off. The boy’s mother tried to call the police, but was told to go down to the station file a report which she did. Later that day, a police officer visited Frank and he received an assault citation.

Frank claims that the boy hit him hard first and he responded by “only” hitting him in the “fanny.” He said he never slapped the boy in the face. Frank went on to say, “I don’t know why I did it. He hit me pretty good. I was surprised a boy that small would hit has hard as he could. That is the truth.”

Do we need to start sending old grouchy people back to pre-school so that they can learn to keep their hands to themselves? DAMN. It’s not hard! If a child hits you, call 911, have them arrested, testify at their trial and laugh as the judge sentences them to life in prison. Do not hit them back!

I mean, I’ve been slapped by a dozen kids (e-mail me for their addresses to send them thank you gifts) and I always respond by removing myself from the situation. This is exactly why bongs were invented. If a child whoops you, pick up a bong and you’ll forget all about it in a quick second. I bet if the good shit was legalized fuckery like this wouldn’t happen as often.

Source (Thanks Amy)

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