No Baby For Berry

September 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

All hope for Halle Berry to name her rumored new baby Simba has been thrown out the window, because she has declared that her womb currently has a NO VACANCY sign on it. On Jay Leno last night, Halle denied the rumor that she’s pregnant with her second baby friend.

When Jay told Halle that she looked terrific, she responded with: “You know, thank you for that, Jay, because that must mean that pregnancy rumors can be put to bed! I was getting a complex! Because I was like, I’ve got to stop with the burgers or something!”

Wait. Is Halle implying that knocked up chicks don’t look “terrific“? Halle better brace her inbox for a flurry of e-mails from the mommy-to-be mafia. I’ve been e-slapped by them before and they don’t play. Blame it on the fetus kicking their insides.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Halle Berry

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