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Guiding Light – Back when dinosaurs walked the earth and Larry King was just a tween, a soap opera called The Guiding Light was born! And now after 230 million years (aka 72 years) on air, Guiding Light’s circuit breakers will be permanently shut off today. The final episode will air this afternoon.
I never watched Guiding Light, but I always applaud trash, so this is a sad day. I will pay homage to Guiding Light today by either a) slapping my arch rival (aka the old bitch down the street who always calls my boy dog a girl) b) stealing my best friend’s man or c) marry into the Santos mob dynasty.
Above is Guiding Light’s “disco intro” from the 80s. It only lasted a year. You can watch most of the intros on YouTube as well as a zillion farewell tributes.
R.I.P. Guiding Light!