Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This up and coming actress chills out in her trailer in between takes. She listens to some music, chats on her phone, and pops bag after bag of microwave popcorn. She doesn’t actually eat the popcorn. Rather, she uses it to cover up the scent of another relaxing activity that involves herbal inhalation. If you’d like to join her, it’s easy to discuss it in public, i.e. “Hey, do you have any microwave popcorn in your trailer?” Yes, sweetie, everyone on the set knows. (Blind Gossip)

K to the Stewart? If you ever ask her for microwave popcorn and she gives you actual microwave popcorn, you can shank me.

So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar. No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B list name recognition on a VERY hit show. Our actress spilled a little on her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front. (CDAN)

Jill Zarin, Joan Rivers and Diane Von Furstenberg?! Okay, maybe not.

Which two pop stars made sweet music on Sunday night after the gal gave the guy a private lap dance? Hope his longtime girlfriend doesn’t find out. (Gatecrasher)

Justin Timberlake and RiRi? Or Vadge and Joe Jonas? Hey, anything is possible and Baby Jesus is getting a little old.