Watch Out Emmys, Here Comes Chicken Cutlets!

International supermodel, premiere seat filler, poultry activist and ginge goddess Phoebe Price showed off her ticket to this Sunday’s Emmy Awards, which she just picked up at Kinko’s. PP told the paps that she will walk down the red carpet, past the theater and into the door marked “kitchen staff.” JOKES! PP will be there, because it’s not an award show without her flexing her cutlets in the audience. The real reason Kanye flipped a bitch at the VMAs was because PP was not present, so the chi in the theater was off. PP’s like a stick of incense.

And below is a short clip of PP being interviewed at the premiere of Michael Moore’s new documentary in L.A. the other night. PP said her Kristin Calamariorwhatever hand-me-down was made by “Catherine Palestina.” Methinks PP either meant Catherine Malandrino or Kira Plastinina. Both designers need to immediately file documents to legally change their name to “Catherine Palestina,” because PP is always right.

Wait, or maybe Catherine Palestina is Windsor Fashions new head designer. Possible.