The Government Cheese Version of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Is Over

September 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Last month, it was reported that the punk fart princesses’ marriage to Sonic the Douchehog was headed for the gutter, because he just couldn’t take her being a drunken skank anymore. Well, UsWeekly says that Avril Lavigne has pink slipped (not in a sexy way either) Deryck Whibley and evicted him from their mansion in Bel Air. Queef like you care.

A source said that Avril will drop divorce papers in Deryck’s lap any day now, “She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on. Divorce papers will be filed any day now.

29-year-old Deryck and 25-year-old Avril made it legal around 3 years ago.

I don’t blame Avril. Having a pesky ring on your finger gets in the way of passing the pussay to every booze bottle and dick around town. Just replace that wedding ring with a clit ring and she’s good to go!

And now I must file for divorce from the short bus anthem “SK8R Boi.” Every time I see Avril’s male syrupy face, that stupid ass song fucks me in the brains repeatedly….without protection.

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