It’s times like this that I am so proud to live in NYC, the magical land of fuck bombs! Last year, local news anchor Sue Simmons delivered one of my favorite catchphrases of 08″: “What the fuck are you doing?!” Well, local Fox anchor Ernie Anastos topped Sue by telling the weatherman, “Keep fucking that chicken!” live on air. YES! I love it when anchors get liquored up before going on air. Fuck bomb us, Ernie!
Don’t ask me what Ernie meant by that shit. Maybe the weatherman is having an illicit affair with Chicken Cutlets and Ernie let the fucked chicken out of the bag? Who knows, but you know Peta is going to write a long ass letter about this.
And the look on Ernie’s co-anchor’s face is probably the same look the chicken makes when the weatherman is fucking it.