KFed Just Came

If you want your stomach, ass and heart to simultaneously burst, just eat half of this deliciousness. It’s the world’s biggest burger/heart-attacker and it comes courtesy of Steve Mallie of Southgate, Michigan. Guinness Book of World Records officially declared it the biggest after the burger weighed in at 185lbs.

Steve, who owns Mallie Sports Grill, said it took them 15 hours total to bake the burger, but it was worth it. Being in Guinness was always one of Steve’s dreams. Steve said, ‘‘I’ve worked my entire life to build this restaurant and being able to have the notoriety of Guinness makes it just that bit more rewarding.”

Steve plans to sell the burger at his restaurant for $499.

Oh, I just want to curl up under that bun and take a nap. Then when I wake up, I can kiss my bong, take a bite out of the burger, roll over and go back to bed. Build a pool full of vodka next to it and there’s my heaven.

And will somebody send this picture to Lindsay Lohan’s malnourished ass, because bitch will gain 50,000 calories just from looking at it for a few seconds.

VIA Metro UK