Jon Grosselin Has Dumped His Dogs

September 17, 2009 / Posted by:

On Tuesday afternoon, Jon Grosselin took a break from wet humping on anything who doesn’t dry heave when he touches them to pack up his dogs and send them back to where they came from.

Jon told E! News that he has no choice but to return Shoka and Nala to their breeder, because Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum head won’t stop biting at their anal glands and teasing them. Oh and Kate also refuses to take care of Jon’s dogs when he’s not there, because you know, being a cunt is a full-time job.

Jon said, “It’s not fair to the dogs to not be wanted in their own home.” Jon didn’t say why he couldn’t pay someone to take care of his so-called dog friends or even take them with him to his douche den. I’m guessing Jon didn’t like it when they kept barfing up their insides while watching him get it on with his homely piece of the moment.

I guess Shoka and Nala are better off going back to there breeder. Now if only someone could cage Jon up and send him back to his breeder.

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