Jessica Simpson Is Still Searching

September 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jessica Simpson is flipping off the “assholes” who are LOLing at her for thinking that her fur baby Daisy is still alive. Jessica probably flips off with the wrong finger, but just pretend she did it right.

Jessica posted this message on her Twitter yesterday, just a few days after she watched Daisy Simpson get dognapped by coyotes.

You know, if those evil coyotes snatched my dog, I wouldn’t be sitting around Twittering about it. I’d dress up as a sexy coyote slutgirl (aka like a Kardashian), sashay up to the hills and try to trap those bitches! Yes, everything I know I learned from Bugs Bunny.

The coyotes would most likely rip my ass cheeks off and bite at my nipples, but at least I could say I tried. So fur up, Jessica, and heads to the hills! The actual hills, not the TV show. I feel like I need to point that out to her.

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