Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Mare Simone – This hot slut is a real slut! But don’t call her a prostitution whore, Mare Simon is a professional sexual healer. Yeah, I don’t think this is what Marvin Gaye had in mind.

Mare tells The Sun that her curing vagina has clocked in around 1,500 peens. Mare gets paid to help couples who have issues with sexy times (i.e. dude can’t get it up or chick can’t have an orgasm). Mare holds therapy with both of them and sometimes she has to ride that peen in the name of HEALING!

She has helped nearly 10,000 couples for over 23 years and says that everything she’s doing is legal, “I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counseling and to cure their problems – not sex. I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends. My job is so fulfilling and enjoyable.

And just like that, thousands of hookers just ran out to get their “sexual surrogate” license and some candles (because the candles make it a healing session instead of a fuck time session). Shit, I may follow them too.

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