Cunty Quote Of The Day

September 17, 2009 / Posted by:

As a bitchy gay brother myself, I know that it’s in my job description to kindly take my sister to the side and fix her whenever she’s looking busted. If I don’t tell her she looks all kinds of wrong, who will? So when I read Christopher Ciccone’s cunty comments about the way his sister looked at the VMAs, I didn’t really think he was being mean-spirited. Since Vadge crushes her cell phone with her bare hands whenever he calls, he had no choice but to give his critique to E! News. Christopher is speaking from the bottom of his famewhoring heart.

This is what Chris said:

“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong! It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him.”

While both Vadge and Chupa bathe in virgin’s blood weekly, I don’t see the resemblance at all.

But wait, let’s compare a picture of Vadge with a picture of Chupa without her make-up on:

Okay, Christopher might have a point.

But seriously, methinks Christopher is just a tad bit jealous that Vadge has enough hair to BUMP her way to fabulousness with. Oh, Christopher, I’m sure you have enough hair down there. BUMP your pube bush!

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