JLove’s #1 weight-loss trick: Lather yourself in massive amounts of PHOTOSHOP – Popoholic
Susan Sarandon’s daughter has her bubbies out for David Duchovny – Egotastic!
Ever wanted to know what a skeleton looks like in a tux? – Just Jared
Jessica Biel joins The A-Team movie, but unfortunately isn’t playing Baracus – Lainey Gossip
What you’ve been waiting for all day: Alexis Arquette’s panty flash. Now with less peen! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Sean Stewart continues to make his father oh-so proud – Hollywood Rag
Gay Fish is a rapper, CAPS-LOCK virtuoso, mic snatcher, laxative and now…stylist! – Celebitchy
The Spice Girls sans Posh – Socialite Life
I miss the angry and crazy Fiona Apple who used to curse us out at awards shows. Growing up sucks – I’m Not Obsessed
Kat Von Dude – ICYDK
Heidi Klum won’t stop until every pair of working eyes on this planet has seen her titties – Cityrag
Rest in peace, Henry Gibson – EW
Rest in peace, the Toys ‘R Us giraffe – Videogum
Rest in peace, EVERYONE.