The Search For Daisy Continues

September 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jessica Simpson’s beloved dog friend Daisy ~~faked her own dognapping to get away from the dumbass~~ was captured by the coyotes on Monday and she pleaded to the coyotes to return her safely, but so far she hasn’t gotten an answer. So Jessica has taken her search to the next level by hiring Detective La Toya to get to the bottom of Daisy’s disappearance. No, but she should have done that. Instead, Jessica has hired a company called FindToto.com.

The company issued an Amber Alert on Daisy and called 1,000 of Jessica’s closest neighbors. The company thinks Daisy might be hurt, so they asked people to check their yards and under their decks.

I wonder if FindToto paid a little visit to the douche den of Twit & Twat, because I read this at People earlier today: Spencer Pratt surprised Heidi Montag Tuesday morning with a 9-week-old female maltipoo. “Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly.”

I mean, Spencer is a mangy beast who constantly slobbers, so maybe he’s really the one who snatched Daisy.

VIA UsWeekly

Tags: Animal Stories, Jessica Simpson

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