Yesterday, Planet Earth almost rolled into the sun after millions flipped out (not really) over Kate Gosselin’s new wavy possum hair. The possums of the world were about to hold a candlelight vigil for their fallen brother, but they don’t have to do that now that everything is back to normal. Kate left her hotel in NYC this morning with her possum head looking fried and frazzled as usual.
In other Kate news, Radar reports that The Possum Hour of Cuntness is coming to TV very soon. Kate is not only in NYC to be a guest co-host on The View, but she’s also working on her own TV show with Paula Deen. Apparently, the show is based on the website Mom Logic. Kate, Paula and other hosts will barf about everything from gossip to healthy and beauty (CHOKE!) tips to advice for moms. The pilot will shoot later this month.
Kate has the interview skills of a toilet paper roll, so her show should be interesting (it will suck). Anybody who watched her ass on The View knows what I’m talking about. If this Mom Logic show requires a lot of head nodding, foot shaking and cunt grins, then Kate will be the star of that shit. However, if it requires actually making points, then Kate better try to steal a vial of Diane Sawyer’s essence or she’s in trouble.