Open Post: Hosted By The Screams Coming Out Of Your Mouth

September 16, 2009 / Posted by:

I really should have found a way to write up this shit in Braille, because I’m guessing most of your eyeballs have jumped out of their holes and ran off to find the nearest bowl of bleach to marinate in. Although, there’s probably an elderly and senile lion with a bad case of cataracts somewhere rubbing one off to this picture like it’s porn.

Here’s Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka the love of child of Rocky Dennis and Kenny the Inbred White Tiger) leaving a restaurant with her boyfriend Lloyd Klein last night. And yes, they were the only ones in the place who ate.

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