David Silver Is In Danger

September 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Brian Austin Green might soon suffer a greater pain that having to kiss on Tori Spelling’s hungover Admiral Ackbar” face, because Megan Fox tells Rolling Stone (via P6) that she has wanted to shoot and stab him during arguments.

Megan mouth-farted, “My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

This is funny since I’m sure 99% of you have shouted at your screen for Megan to stop talking before you track her down to stuff a diaper in her mouth hole.

And Megan already owns a dangerous weapon that shoots bullets made out of bullshit, it’s called HER MOUTH. Shoot to kill….brain cells.

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