Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father

September 16, 2009 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t notice the douchesicle hiding under that LOOKATME mask, it’s devoted father and husband Pete Wentz famewhoring it like a pro while walking to the music studio. Pete thought he had this shot wrapped up, but little did he know that a kid behind him stole his moment by throwing a sideways V for Vagina sign.

Too bad Kathy Griffin wasn’t driving by. She would’ve mistook Pete for an off-duty Oscar statute and immediately snatched him up. The world would be rid of Pete, because he’d be forever trapped in a glass cabinet over Kathy’s toilet.

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