SAVE OUR CHILDREN: Little Cokey meets Little Jenny – Popsugar
Megan Fox and her crotch on Rolling Stone – Hollywood Tuna
Amber Rose ain’t going anywhere – Lainey Gossip
Mario Lopez (see post below) did it better than Mischa Barton – Egotastic!
How very Brad Pitt of Eggs – Towleroad
Jude fought the law and won – Holy Moly!
Megan Fox has a fan…who she totally gave a handjob to so he could write this letter – Just Jared
Dogs will hump anything – Cityrag
Yet another Megan Fox-ism that makes your brain cry – Celebitchy
Start filling the baby bottles with barley water, because Jenna Jameson is knocked up – SOW
ANOTHER DAMN BABY IS GOING TO STEAL OUR OXYGEN!!!1!!!11!- I’m Not Obsessed
The tranny wax figure versions of Kate Moss and TyTy – Popbytes
American Midol – ICYDK