It’s like Jon Gosselin simultaneously barfed, snotted, vommed and jizzed all over the always-elegant CoCo! ILLEGAL! How did CoCo let this happen? CoCo needs to listen to her body. Those tears on the side are not part of the dress. CoCo’s booty of destruction is slowly trying to expel itself of the douchiness covering it. CoCo’s ass is making the Hulk and is trying to rip that Ed Hardy shit off!
By the end of the night, CoCo was probably wondering why there was a yeasty puddle beneath her. It was from her camel toe weep weep weeeeeeeeeping. Don’t do your body like that anymore, CoCo. Just say NO to Ed Hardy.