The Table Flipper From The Real Housewives Of NJ Had A Baby

September 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Teresa Guidice birthed a fourth daughter yesterday night. Bravo’s The Dish reports that Teresa and her juicy delicious bulldog of a husband named their fourth mob princess Audriana Giudice. Yeah, I’m a little disappointed that she didn’t named her Prostitution Whore Giudice. Maybe Danielle already has that baby name reserved for future use?

Audriana joins sisters Gia, Gabriella and Milania. Audriana should keep her eyes shut as long as she can, because as soon as she opens them, Teresa will be whoring her out to agents as the newest newborn supermodel sensation.

And I hope Audriana didn’t inherit her mother’s “crouching hairline, hidden forehead.” That wouldn’t be cute.

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