The Detective La Toya Shake!

September 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Detective La Toya’s constant search for the truth led her to Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles yesterday. Det. La Toya got to the bottom of everything by making a milkshake that will force Michael Jackson’s murderers to confess to their crime. La Toya’s special brew was made with truth serum, revenge, justice, burned cartilage, Papa Joe’s morning eye snot and one single tear from La Toya (the secret ingredient).

Okay, her milkshake was really made with raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, vanilla ice cream, Skittles, caramel, whipped cream, mixed nuts and chocolate. Detective La Toya should probably focus on tracking down her taste buds, because it sounds like they’re missing. That milkshake will help your vomit get to the bottom of the toilet.

And no, La Toya is not shaking it for attention (cough), because “most” of the proceeds from the sale of her milkshake will go to AIDS Project LA.

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