Jessica Simpson’s full-time dog friend and frequent subject on this blog, Daisy, was captured by the coyotes yesterday! Jessica Twittered that she watched in “HORROR” as those evil coyotes took Daisy. Jessica has posted this flier all around town and on Twitter asking the coyotes to please e-mail her. She is ready negotiate!
Now, I know most of you are thinking that Daisy was probably the main entree at dinner last night (insert mega sad face here), but maybe that’s not the case! Maybe the coyotes have been following Daisy’s rise to stardom on the internets for some time and decided they wanted to worship her. So they kidnapped her, took her back to their lair and made her their new coyote queen! But probably not (insert more sad faces here).
Hopefully, real coyotes didn’t get Daisy. Hopefully, it was Papa Joe in a coyote costume who took Daisy, because Jessica needed some more press. One can hope.
Poor Daisy (insert all the sad faces we have in stock here).