The master cuntress, Kate Gosselin, went on The View today displaying a wavier possum on her head. Kate said that the hairstylists backstage wanted to try something different. Kate needs to stop with the lie-telling. That’s not what happened.
Kate’s possum was chilling backstage, minding its own business when Sherri Shepherd decided to once again flaunt her Tasmanian Devil body in a one-piece. After reading about Daisy Simpson get snatched by coyotes this morning, Kate’s possum hissed out of fright and busted into a seizure. That explains why it looks like it’s trying to jump off and run into the park. Who knows if it will ever be the same again. Hopefully, it will go back to normal when Kate feeds it a piece of Jon’s nutstack root while singing her rendition of “The Possum Song.”