Kanye West was already scheduled to be on Jay Leno’s first show last night, but because he shanked Taylor Swift with his words at the VMAs, the focus of his visit was on that. Kanye looked sadder than a fat kid with an empty box of Twinkies in his hands as he said he was sorry for the third time. Kanye said that he really didn’t know he made a wrong until he saw Taylor standing there with her heart slowly dying on the floor.
Jay then went there by asking Kanye what his mother would have said about this if she was alive today. Kanye looked like he was about to burst into tears, but you can’t wring water out of a dry tampon, so he kept his composure and simply said he was ashamed. Kanye also said he needs to take some time off like other celebrities.
Okay, I know that Kanye pulled a major dick move, but it’s not like he snatched someone’s beloved dog! Wait, does he an alibi for yesterday afternoon? I mean, Taylor Swift still has an amazing career and will probably continue to. Besides, it was a VMA, not a fucking Oscar or Grammy. Let’s just put Kanye in the corner, pull a President Obama by calling him a “jackass,” and then move on.