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September 15, 2009 / Posted by:

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Kitty-Madison, the mertranny of the Netherlands – When Kitty was a 15-year-old Dutch boy, she saw the movie Splash and it completely changed her life. Daryl Hannah has that effect on people.

Kitty felt that deep down she wasn’t only born the wrong gender, but she was born the wrong species too. Kitty knew she was meant to be a mermaid, so she started the journey. Kitty started by making a homemade fin using leggings and fins. Then she changed her name to Kitty (the name of one of her neighbors) Madison (Daryl Hannah’s name in Splash). A little while later, Kitty started taking hormones and living her life as a lady full-time.

After that, Kitty started to perfect the mermaid part. She had an expensive custom fin made which she keeps in a fire-safe room. Then, she bought some special contact lenses, so that she can easily see underwater. Kitty also bought silicone plugs to discreetly shove up her nose so water doesn’t get in there. Finally, Kitty knew that a mermaid’s (or true beauty’s) look is not complete without a pair of exquisite eyebrows, so she stuck her face in a fish bowl and allowed her sea friends to bite off her brow hairs to perfection. They know what to do!

Now Kitty-Madison’s life is complete! Well, almost complete. Homemermaid needs to fluff up her combover a bit.

You can read all about Kitty-Madison’s transformation from boy to mertranny at Vice.

(For Madam S.)

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