If Lady CaCa truly wanted to make our eyeballs bust into a seizure out of shock, she would’ve shown up to the VMAs wearing loose-fitting jeans, a polo shirt and sneakers. But instead, she decided to once again like like an art project done by a group of half-blind pre-schoolers with short attention spans and overactive bladders.
I think Lady CaCa was just trying to go for some kind of record for the most “separated at birth” comparisons in one night. I mean, in thumbnail #10, she’s the long-lost twin of a huge mound of bird doody lying in the middle of a nest. And in thumbnail #12, she’s the Heat Miser’s used butt tampon. What else is there to say? This fuckery speaks for itself!