The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 11th!

September 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Neighbors called police on Michael Vick this week to report loud music and shouting coming from his back yard. Upon arrival, the po po discovered several people engaged in illegal lobster shanking. – City Barbie

Runners-up:

Surveillance video shows what REALLY happened to Tila Tequila in the wee hours at Shaun Merriman’s house. – hi thurr

Rachel Ray’s 20-second, I don’t give a fuck meals – “Let the goddamn dinner cook itself!” – Jeepster

Season Premier of Real Housewives of Cape Cod – NaniD

VIA Picture Is Unrelated

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >