The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 11th!

September 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Neighbors called police on Michael Vick this week to report loud music and shouting coming from his back yard. Upon arrival, the po po discovered several people engaged in illegal lobster shanking. – City Barbie

Runners-up:

Surveillance video shows what REALLY happened to Tila Tequila in the wee hours at Shaun Merriman’s house. – hi thurr

Rachel Ray’s 20-second, I don’t give a fuck meals – “Let the goddamn dinner cook itself!” – Jeepster

Season Premier of Real Housewives of Cape Cod – NaniD

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