Open Post: Hosted By Sly Stallone

September 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Maybe Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows and his hairline (is that a lacefront?) have been in a long-distance relationship for a while now and are looking to finally be together. Just a few more lifts and his eyebrows will soon be making out with his hairline. Don’t you love a good love story?

Anyway, people are talking about Sly Stallone’s Mickey Rourke-like mug (complete with lift scars) which he showed off at the Venice Film Festival the other day. Yes, it looks like Sly’s plastic surgeon operated with his feet, but Sly is just trying to look his gorgeously stunning mother Jackie. Do you blame him? LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE (Warning: Don’t if you are currently suffering from stomach issues). Who wouldn’t want to look like a fully-embalmed Michael Meyers?

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