Lil’ Mama Apologizes

September 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Lil’ Mama issued a statement through her favorite cashier at Western Union (because you know she doesn’t have a publicist) about stage crashing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ performance at the VMAs last night. Eye roll like you give an eff:

“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys. I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.

The thing is, I’m one of the only dumb bitches who actually cared and noticed this, so Lil’ Mama issued this statement to let everybody know she was the fool on that stage. Most people figured either: a) Kanye West left his ego (who just happens to be a pre-op gremlin) on stage or b) Lady CaCa’s hermie peen was on the loose again.

And Lil’ Mama’s excuse is that she was high on emotions? Is “emotions” the new street name for meth?


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