Blanket Jackson probably woke up this morning to find his piggy bank shattered to pieces and all his coins gone, because Joe Jackson needed the money to rent a date for the VMAs. Oh, Joe. No amount of bottom-shelf vagina bought off of Craigslist is going to make you look attractive.
IN THIS ECONOMY, I realize that a call girl can’t turn down a check, but JOE JACKSON?! It’s really hard out there for whore! You would have to be on some major shit to get through an old special needs iguana humping and slobbering all over you. You know Joe even plugs his stupid production company while he plugs the puss. Ugh.