Dear Kanye, Step Away From Your MacBook Air

September 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Henny-chugger and mic snatcher Kanye West posted a farty CAPS-FILLED non-apology to Taylor Swift last night, but quickly took that shit down. You can read it here if your eyes need a work-out.

This afternoon, Kanye gave his CAPS-LOCK key the day off (or maybe it quit ass) and posted this second “I iz sowwy” to Taylor. This time he brought Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro into it (???????). Since Kanye is such a fan of Meet the Fockers, how he about he recreate a pivotal scene with Taylor? He can be the Fockers’ dog and she can be the evil pussy. FLUSH!

And seriously, we get it already, Kanye. YOU ARE TRULY SORRIES. From now on, just raise your hand whenever you want to speak. Yeah, we gotta go back to kindergarten. It’s like that.

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