There are some tattoos that you just want to lick and rub your nipples on (ADMIT IT). And there are some that you just want to hiss at and throw holy water at it. Ed Westwick’s new tattoos fall under the latter category.
Ed posted pictures of two ENORMOUS ink skidmarks he got on each arm. One is a feather, which I’m guessing means he’s light as feather (gay) and stiff as a board (always horny for peen). The other tattoo is a half-nekkid pin-up which is Ed’s way of saying “I LOVES VAGINAZ.” Yup, doesn’t work. Especially when the look on his face is saying, “PUT A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD.”